This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we werelittle:
Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch
cast a spell upon me
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One kiss from you,
however,and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then,
my sweet,
we can marry
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and set up housekeeping
in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes,
bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin think so
AMEN!!!!!!!!!