The Fairy Tale We SHOULD Have Learned.

This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us when we werelittle:

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat

contemplating ecological issues

on the shores of an unpolluted pond

in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap

and said: " Elegant Lady,

I was once a handsome prince,

until an evil witch

cast a spell upon me

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One kiss from you,

however,and I will turn back

into the dapper, young prince that I am

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and then,

my sweet,

we can marry

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and set up housekeeping

in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes,

bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "

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That night,

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as the princess dined sumptuously

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on lightly sauteed frog legs

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seasoned in a white wine

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and onion cream sauce,

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she chuckled and thought to herself:

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I don't freakin think so

AMEN!!!!!!!!!